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My sandwich has a first name, It’s O-S-C-A-R. My sandwich has a second name, It’s M-A-Y-E-R.
There’s no greater all-American lunch like a tasty sandwich amiright? Portable and easy to eat, a sandwich is the perfect meal that can contain all of the food groups in between two fluffy pieces of bread. I grew up eating sandwiches everyday for lunch, like most American school kids did and now that I’m a mom with a whole herd of kids of my own I make school lunches Monday through Friday. However, and most unfortunately for me I have picky kids that aren’t happy with plain sandwiches. Therefore I like to create delicious and wholesome sandwiches with high quality meat and vegetables that will satisfy their tummies and their picky appetites throughout the entire school day. Oh, and I like to eat the same sandwiches at home too. This Oscar Mayer perfect sandwich recipe is more than extraordinary, it’s divine.
Oscar Mayer Perfect Sandwich Recipe
I almost feel silly calling this sandwich a “recipe” because well, sandwiches aren’t all that hard to make. However, everyone can use a little divine sandwich inspiration every now and then. P.s. my secret sandwich ingredient is fresh cracked black pepper!
2 oz (1 serving) Oscar Mayer Selects Natural Applewood Smoked Turkey Breast
1 oz (1/2 serving) Oscar Mayer Selects Natural Applewood Smoked Ham
2 slices of your favorite bread
Sliced sharp American Cheese
Slice of Avocado
Slice of Tomato
Slice of Red Onion
1 Piece of thick cut Bacon
Fresh cracked pepper to taste
Slice all of your veggies, Toast your favorite bread, Spread a teaspoon of ranch dressing on your warm toasted bread, Stack all those delicious ingredients on your favorite toasty bread and sprinkle with fresh cracked pepper and eat!
I can’t sing fresh cracked black pepper’s praises loudly enough and it is certainly the “secret” ingredient that shoots this Oscar Mayer perfect sandwich recipe over the roof. Not to forget to mention that Oscar Mayer Selects Natural is the perfect choice for anyone looking for quality cold cuts that have no artificial ingredients and delicious taste that make the perfect sandwich. I served this Oscar Mayer perfect sandwich recipe with a side of homemade cucumber salad for a tangy crunch and my favorite salt & vinegar chips for a salty crunch.
To make my perfect sandwich recipe even more special, I wrapped my sandwich in wax sandwich paper. The crunchy crispness of the waxed paper made me feel as if I was watching a concert in the park when in fact we were just in our own backyard. And with Oscar Mayer Selects Natural, you don’t need to give up the good stuff to enjoy the quality cold cuts your family deserves…even in your own backyard!
Oscar Mayer Selects Natural is available in five flavorful varieties including Slow Roasted Turkey, Applewood Smoked Turkey, Rotisserie Seasoned Chicken, Applewood Smoked Ham and Slow Roasted Roast Beef. Learn more about Selects Natural and all the Oscar Mayer products.
What’s your favorite ingredients to put on your own Oscar Mayer perfect sandwich recipe?
I was selected for this opportunity as a member of Clever Girls and the content and opinions expressed here are all my own.
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