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I am a praying mantis?

July 15, 2014 By Desiree Eaglin

Praying Mantis

Conversations with an almost 4 year old:

Coming down the stairs: Momma? I made you a picture.
It’s a picture of you eating all the daddies.
And now the daddies are in your tummy.
Pointing to a purple blob: And this is you pooping out all the daddies (laughing).

But not my daddy. Just other daddies. 

praying mantis drawing

Look out “other” daddies. I’m coming for ya.

Photo Credit: Stav on Flickr

Filed Under: Funny Kids Tagged With: Funny Kids

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  1. Nancy says

    July 16, 2014 at 4:15 pm

    I made the mistake of reading this at work…………I was labeled nutso ’cause I seriously Laughed Out Loud !

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