Before I had kids, I was funny, but not that funny. I think motherhood transforms a woman to either crack and break at her very core or become so funny that everything rolls of her back. Motherhood and having children forces us moms deal with things we never thought we’d have to, from the disgusting,…
BowChickaBowWow – Wordless Wednesday
This is what happens when you leave your phone unattended. A party happens in the bathroom. With surprise guest: jellybeans Make sure you have your sound all the way up.
I want THAT one
Mom! Mom! I want THAT one. THAT one mom! The blue and orange striped one. See it mom? See it? See the blue and orange one? I want THAT one. Of course you do son. Of course you do.
The @IrvineParkRR Sneak Attack
She’s cute, but she’s deadly too. She’ll steal your eggs out of your Easter basket right under your nose!
Inappropriate texts
I frequently send my husband pictures via text throughout the day. I’m not really sure why. I’m not one of those gushy, mushy wives that misses him or anything. Maybe I just like making him feel bad, like he’s bored at work doing boring stuff and we’re doing fun stuff at home. Or perhaps I’m…
