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The First Gift

December 9, 2013 By Desiree Eaglin

I think whenever you’re expecting a new baby, whether it be your first or your five hundreth, choosing the babies “first gift” is huge and unforgettable. It’s like, setting the stage for what is to come. The first gift I bought my first born was an outfit. I would wander the baby aisles alone and… 

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Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Mom, Parenthood, Pregnancy

A Glimpse of My Life at this Very Moment

May 17, 2012 By Desiree Eaglin

I’m having a baby tomorrow. Via cesarean section. I received an email this morning at 6:30am from my OBGYN at Kaiser Permanente that she had to take an “unexpected leave” and will not be able to deliver me tomorrow. I have been rescheduled with a doctor later in the day. Later in the day. When you… 

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Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Bladder Infection, Kaiser, Pregnancy

Not Finding Out The Sex of Your Unborn Baby-Is That Crazy or Normal?

March 20, 2012 By Desiree Eaglin

In this day and age it is common in American culture to find out the sex of the baby in utero. So common in fact that it’s almost unheard of nowadays to wait to find out the sex until the baby is born. I am pregnant with baby #3, more than likely our last baby… 

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Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Gender Neutral, MomsLA, Pregnancy

Impending doom

March 2, 2012 By Desiree Eaglin

I wrote this post titled “Impending doom” on October 15, 2011 after several days of heavy spotting. I’ve held on to this post with tight fingers only hoping that my worst fears would not be realized. I was only 7 weeks pregnant at the time that I wrote this and I was absolutely terrified. Up… 

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Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: babies, fear, miscarriage, Pregnancy

Not saying anything: Is that lying?

January 3, 2012 By Desiree Eaglin

Today is my 20 week anatomical ultrasound. Since I do not want to find out the sex of this baby–I’m not inviting my husband to this appointment. Why? Because he wants to know the sex of the baby. I don’t think it’s too much to ask, to not find out the sex of the baby… 

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Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Husband, Keeping Secrets, Lying, Pregnancy, Sex/Gender, Ultrasound

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